<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1037094286105973561</id><updated>2012-02-16T02:56:24.065-08:00</updated><category term='midwesterners'/><category term='language'/><category term='southern california'/><category term='socal'/><category term='Spanish'/><category term='funny'/><category term='pronounciation'/><title type='text'>Welcome to Barbistan!</title><subtitle type='html'>Now go home...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://xenubarb.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1037094286105973561/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://xenubarb.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>barb</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16936469115994188321</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1037094286105973561.post-132562618419753925</id><published>2007-08-05T11:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-05T11:21:01.148-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='socal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='midwesterners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spanish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='southern california'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pronounciation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>You say 'Cajun,' I say "Fuck it."</title><content type='html'>People who are new to Southern California are quickly taught how to

pronounce the Spanish place names correctly, or risk mockery.

Take, for example, a new Los Angeles tv reporter from the midwest

delivered the news with a spectacular mispronounciation of 'La Canada,'

which she uttered as written above. However, there is usually a little

squiggle (number row, far left) called a 'tilde' over the first N in La

Canada. This indicates that it should be pronounced 'La CanYAda.'

Hundreds of residents rushed to correct her, clogging the phones and

stressing out the help.

When a relative of hers came out from the midwest, my friend Sam wanted

to show her a good time. Sam and her friends gave her the grand tour of

San Diego, including a visit to Tijuana. They quickly corrected her

when she pronounced the town south of San Diego as "Al CaJohn."
She learned that El Cajon is pronounced 'Ell CaHONE.' She learned to

say 'La Jolla' like a native. And, she remembered the lesson.

One evening, Sam took her to a Louisiana-style BBQ joint, where they

met up with friends for dinner.

She couldn't figure out why everyone was howling after she placed her

order with the waitress. Proud of her ability to pronounce local names

correctly, she ordered the CaHUN chicken.

Unfortunately for her, 'cajun' isn't Spanish.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1037094286105973561-132562618419753925?l=xenubarb.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://xenubarb.blogspot.com/feeds/132562618419753925/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1037094286105973561&amp;postID=132562618419753925' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1037094286105973561/posts/default/132562618419753925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1037094286105973561/posts/default/132562618419753925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://xenubarb.blogspot.com/2007/08/you-say-cajun-i-say-fuck-it.html' title='You say &apos;Cajun,&apos; I say &quot;Fuck it.&quot;'/><author><name>barb</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16936469115994188321</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry></feed>
